The Forbidden Apple of Eden (God's perspective)

You stare at the tree in front of you and your eyes lead you to a shiny red apple.
Perfect shape
Perfect size
Perfect color
Perfect shine
It is the most delicious apple you've seen in your entire life.
But wait....
You cant touch it!
Well why the fuck not?
This apple has forbidden knowledge that no one should know.
Its a very tasty apple...
Its the tastiest apple you will find in this whole fucking garden!
You are welcome to eat the others... They are pretty tasty too...
Just don't eat the fruit from that tree! I don't give a shit who tells you that its OK.
Trust me!
You will pay if you take a bite out of that apple.
You will suffer!
Trust me! I'm not being a selfish asshole that leaves the best for me.
I'm just protecting you.
Really.